Saturday, February 17, 2007
Look Who Flipped Her Lid
And to think, everyone thought she was the smart one for dumping Kevin Federline. Who's crazy now?
Please click the link below before reading further.
http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2007/02/the-new-britney-spears.jpg
Now to be fair, is there anything wrong with a woman shaving her head? No, of course not. Natalie Portman looked just fine in V For Vendetta. It's not that she shaved her head. It's why she shaved her head. Now, this is just one Big Shot's opinion, but I think she did it for the same reason I think she had that 55 hour marriage to the guy from Seinfeld. Simply for publicity. Shameless self-promoting publicity.
See, Britts attained superstardom at a rather young age. Around 16 if I'm not mistaken. Even younger if you count that stint on the Mickey Mouse Club. So, being in the limelight is all she really knows. Her albums, for the most part, were released close together. And any time there was a gap, it was filled with some stunt to keep her name in the news. Like oh, I don't know, kissing Madonna on the MTV Video Music Awards (which really was no big and got completely overdone by the media) or marrying and then divorcing that Jason Alexander douchebag in all of less than 3 days. Cause good publicity and bad publicity end in the same result, they keep your name in the news, and your face in people's heads. Unless it's really bad publicity, then people wind up hating you and you are forced to pick up what's left of the shards of your life and career with your bare hands, which hurts cause they are sharp too. Kinda like what happened to Mel Gibson. (Maybe he shoulda just taken a page from Braveheart and mooned the cop, it would have gone over a little smoother) So, getting back to my point, the li'l lady with the initials BS (which couldn't be more fitting by the way) shaved off all her hair. I'm calling it another stunt just to keep her name around. I mean, now that the whole divorce story is winding down, she needed something to keep her name fresh. Or, maybe she has just gone loopy. I mean, she was partying with Paris Hilton after all. Not to mention flashing her "toxic region" while partying, proving that she goes commando (or commandette) So, maybe she has gone crazy, but isn't that the nature of the beast. Celebrity tends to make most folks a little nutty, and that's just the way it is.
P.S. And before any of y'all say it, yes I know she didn't actually marry anyone from Seinfeld.
Please click the link below before reading further.
http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2007/02/the-new-britney-spears.jpg
Now to be fair, is there anything wrong with a woman shaving her head? No, of course not. Natalie Portman looked just fine in V For Vendetta. It's not that she shaved her head. It's why she shaved her head. Now, this is just one Big Shot's opinion, but I think she did it for the same reason I think she had that 55 hour marriage to the guy from Seinfeld. Simply for publicity. Shameless self-promoting publicity.
See, Britts attained superstardom at a rather young age. Around 16 if I'm not mistaken. Even younger if you count that stint on the Mickey Mouse Club. So, being in the limelight is all she really knows. Her albums, for the most part, were released close together. And any time there was a gap, it was filled with some stunt to keep her name in the news. Like oh, I don't know, kissing Madonna on the MTV Video Music Awards (which really was no big and got completely overdone by the media) or marrying and then divorcing that Jason Alexander douchebag in all of less than 3 days. Cause good publicity and bad publicity end in the same result, they keep your name in the news, and your face in people's heads. Unless it's really bad publicity, then people wind up hating you and you are forced to pick up what's left of the shards of your life and career with your bare hands, which hurts cause they are sharp too. Kinda like what happened to Mel Gibson. (Maybe he shoulda just taken a page from Braveheart and mooned the cop, it would have gone over a little smoother) So, getting back to my point, the li'l lady with the initials BS (which couldn't be more fitting by the way) shaved off all her hair. I'm calling it another stunt just to keep her name around. I mean, now that the whole divorce story is winding down, she needed something to keep her name fresh. Or, maybe she has just gone loopy. I mean, she was partying with Paris Hilton after all. Not to mention flashing her "toxic region" while partying, proving that she goes commando (or commandette) So, maybe she has gone crazy, but isn't that the nature of the beast. Celebrity tends to make most folks a little nutty, and that's just the way it is.
P.S. And before any of y'all say it, yes I know she didn't actually marry anyone from Seinfeld.
